These two ads from the industry-funded ‘Competitive Enterprise Institute’ in America (where else?) would be hey-laaar-ious if it weren’t for the depressing fact that they’re genuine.

“They call it pollution. We call it life.”
They’re pro-CO2 ads. Apparently all that stuff about how bad carbon dioxide is, and how it’s causing global warming, is all lies! For instance, did you know that we breathe out CO2, and plants breathe it in?! How could it possibly be bad?!
I mean, come on. It’s like saying that we shouldn’t try to avoid tsunamis because water is good for us.