Archive for November, 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritter_sport
David: God, whoever wrote this is way too into Ritter Sport.
David: Also, “sport”?
David: It’s a fucking chocolate bar.
Update: Something tells me that variety number 24, “Nutella with horse power”, may not be an accurate reporting of the facts.
Chris: oh god, i didn’t realise this new beowulf movie was all 3D
David: Holy shit, seriously?
Chris: Yeah.
David: Estimated time frame for naked 3d model of Angelina Jolie to appear on the internet?
- Didn’t notice existence of teapot, so didn’t boil enough water to fill teapot.
- Poured water into teapot, forgot about it for an hour, brewed very strong tea.
- Poured very strong tea into cup, forgot about it for half an hour, tea got cold.
- Impressed by insulating qualities of teapot, poured second cup of still-just-about-warm tea into cup, forgot teapot has no built-in strainer, poured too violently, got half a mug of tea leaves.
- Emptying cup into sink, forgot that the very purpose of this emptying was to remove tea leaves from cup, covered sink with tea leaves.
- First successful cup of tea, missed mouth, poured on self.
“Met on the Tube is a missed connections site for people who ride London’s transport system. Meet that cute guy or girl who you chatted with in the ride to work.” ‘Chatted with’? Clearly this person has never ridden the Tube. (1 comment)