- Drinking coffee before going to bed GOOD PLAN.
07:28 PM January 26, 2007
- Totally not eating Nutella straight from the jar.
11:29 AM February 23, 2007
- Mmm, egg chips and beans. More of a second dinner than a midnight snack, really. Wasn’t my idea; I blame the other half.
11:47 PM March 04, 2007
- My problem is absentminded eating. I’ll open the fridge to get the milk out for a coffee, and seconds later I’m halfway through a yoghurt.
12:01 PM March 06, 2007
- Hoping to god that we have a potato masher.
02:43 PM March 07, 2007
- WHAT CAN I EAT THAT WILL CURB THIS HUNGER?!!1
08:29 AM March 21, 2007
- Eating scrambled eggs.
10:15 AM March 21, 2007
- Stir-frying stuff. I desperately need a big fresh vegetable injection.
07:44 PM March 21, 2007
- Regretting the fact that all of the chilli I added seemed to arrange itself into that one final mouthful. Yikes.
08:46 PM March 21, 2007
- Debating whether to use remaining calories for today on a dessert, or a bottle of beer. Dessert or beer. Dessert or beer.
05:45 PM March 22, 2007
- Cooking some kind of atrocious breakfast.
12:01 PM March 24, 2007
- omg hula hoops
03:29 PM March 31, 2007
- omg i think that’s an ice cream van
02:43 PM April 01, 2007
- Strange sudden craving for sponge cake.
09:12 AM April 04, 2007
- In an interesting development, I seem to have eaten a tin of rice pudding for breakfast.
10:08 AM April 04, 2007
- Not only have I burnt my steak, I’ve also dropped it on the floor.
06:45 PM May 21, 2007
- Beer keeps making me beer beer.
06:32 PM May 26, 2007
- Eating rhubarb and custard sweets for lunch.
12:39 PM June 04, 2007
- My goodness, perry is delicious.
04:24 PM July 07, 2007
- Whose fool idea was it to put chocolates by the bed? I think I actually ate some in my sleep.
10:09 AM September 10, 2007
- You’d think a litre of banana-flavoured milk would be enough for one man. But you’d be wrong.
04:40 PM September 29, 2007
- Also, cheese sandwich for breakfast = win. I AM GROWN UP NOW, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
12:24 PM October 19, 2007
- I have just created something inspiring via the media of bacon, cheese and FIRE.
01:55 PM October 25, 2007
- Ah, Ritter Sport. Qualität im Quadrat. Where have you been for so long?
12:35 PM November 13, 2007
- Smiling. Bacony.
11:03 AM November 18, 2007
- First day of new, sensible eating! Honest.
06:26 AM December 27, 2007