Don't believe in science? Then you don't get any.
Players will receive a message informing them that if they weigh themselves while holding their pets, then weigh themselves again separately and subtract the two, the difference will tell them how much their pet weighs
(Shigeru Miyamoto’s translator Bill Trinen, speaking about Wii Fit)
Names altered to protect identities.
17:18
[a] ah
[a] do you have a box spring bed?
[b] I’m not sure, what’s one of those?
17:19
[a] basically it doesn’t have a frame
[a] it has a springy thing as the base
[a] basically
[b] Oh, with big springs going across sideways?
17:20
[a] if you fill a sandwich bag with vaseline and stick it between the box spring and matress
[a] it hardcore feels like you’re doggying someone
[a] haven’t done that for a while
[a] but it’s going that way yunno
[a] yunno?