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17:18
[a] ah
[a] do you have a box spring bed?

[b] I’m not sure, what’s one of those?

17:19
[a] basically it doesn’t have a frame
[a] it has a springy thing as the base
[a] basically

[b] Oh, with big springs going across sideways?

17:20
[a] if you fill a sandwich bag with vaseline and stick it between the box spring and matress
[a] it hardcore feels like you’re doggying someone
[a] haven’t done that for a while
[a] but it’s going that way yunno
[a] yunno?

4 comments on “Little pearls of wisdom.”

  1. WASN’T ME.

  2. SURE, CHRIS, SURE.

  3. TEACUP YOU’RE LYING!

  4. Wasn’t actually.

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