Archive for August, 2009

My improved version of xkcd’s Tech Support Cheat Sheet. (0 comments)

This morning, on the train on the way to work, I was sitting by the door. The train pulled into a station, and an elderly lady got up, with her two or three bags, to disembark.

As she walked past me, she dropped a newspaper on the floor.

Over the next two seconds or so, my mind did this:

‘I should pick up that paper and say, “Did you drop this?”‘

‘Actually, it looks like it was a free newspaper that she dropped on purpose.’

‘Still, I ought to offer it to her, just in case. It’s the right thing to do.’

‘But I’ve left it too long now, and if I stop her she might not get off the train in time.’

During this panicked thinking brought about by a perfectly ordinary situation, I found myself having an actual adrenaline rush; that raw chemical surge of urgency like I’d not felt for a long time.

My point in telling you this story?

It is to forewarn you that, when the time comes, I will not be very useful to you in a combat situation.