“God, when I bought these turnips,
I was throwing them on the floor in my house, and I accidentally dragged a group onto me.
And I fucking ate them. Ten grand worth of turnips.
Fat cunt.”
I feel like such a dirty tramp when I open beer cans one handed.
“God, when I bought these turnips,
I was throwing them on the floor in my house, and I accidentally dragged a group onto me.
And I fucking ate them. Ten grand worth of turnips.
Fat cunt.”