Ceramic rings to hold and dispense round fruit.
Who are these people who have the time and money to sit around “designing” poor crap like this?

Hey, you know what else can hold and dispense round fruit? A BOWL. It can even handle odd shaped fruit. Also, what on Earth are those green things on the far left? Did they run out of real round fruit?
Inspired by this talk about ideas, I have created the Idea Exchange Rate.
As the site explains, since British ideas are “ten-a-penny”, and US ideas are “a-dime-a-dozen”, we can calculate an accurate exchange rate between British ideas and US ideas. I anticipate this becoming a very important metric for pan-Atlantic intellectual property negotiations.
Aurgh! The ruler I
Use to scratch myself, I just
Put it in my mouth.