http://www.twobraincells.com Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:33:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.twobraincells.com/2008/01/08/2007-a-year-in-summary-via-the-medium-of-food-and-drink-related-twitter-updates/ http://www.twobraincells.com/2008/01/08/2007-a-year-in-summary-via-the-medium-of-food-and-drink-related-twitter-updates/#comments Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:12:06 +0000 Chris http://www.twobraincells.com/2008/01/08/2007-a-year-in-summary-via-the-medium-of-food-and-drink-related-twitter-updates/

Drinking coffee before going to bed GOOD PLAN.
07:28 PM January 26, 2007

Totally not eating Nutella straight from the jar.
11:29 AM February 23, 2007

Mmm, egg chips and beans. More of a second dinner than a midnight snack, really. Wasn’t my idea; I blame the other half.
11:47 PM March 04, 2007

My problem is absentminded eating. I’ll open the fridge to get the milk out for a coffee, and seconds later I’m halfway through a yoghurt.
12:01 PM March 06, 2007

Hoping to god that we have a potato masher.
02:43 PM March 07, 2007

WHAT CAN I EAT THAT WILL CURB THIS HUNGER?!!1
08:29 AM March 21, 2007

Eating scrambled eggs.
10:15 AM March 21, 2007

Stir-frying stuff. I desperately need a big fresh vegetable injection.
07:44 PM March 21, 2007

Regretting the fact that all of the chilli I added seemed to arrange itself into that one final mouthful. Yikes.
08:46 PM March 21, 2007

Debating whether to use remaining calories for today on a dessert, or a bottle of beer. Dessert or beer. Dessert or beer.
05:45 PM March 22, 2007

Cooking some kind of atrocious breakfast.
12:01 PM March 24, 2007

omg hula hoops
03:29 PM March 31, 2007

omg i think that’s an ice cream van
02:43 PM April 01, 2007

Strange sudden craving for sponge cake.
09:12 AM April 04, 2007

In an interesting development, I seem to have eaten a tin of rice pudding for breakfast.
10:08 AM April 04, 2007

Not only have I burnt my steak, I’ve also dropped it on the floor.
06:45 PM May 21, 2007

Beer keeps making me beer beer.
06:32 PM May 26, 2007

Eating rhubarb and custard sweets for lunch.
12:39 PM June 04, 2007

My goodness, perry is delicious.
04:24 PM July 07, 2007

Whose fool idea was it to put chocolates by the bed? I think I actually ate some in my sleep.
10:09 AM September 10, 2007

You’d think a litre of banana-flavoured milk would be enough for one man. But you’d be wrong.
04:40 PM September 29, 2007

Also, cheese sandwich for breakfast = win. I AM GROWN UP NOW, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
12:24 PM October 19, 2007

I have just created something inspiring via the media of bacon, cheese and FIRE.
01:55 PM October 25, 2007

Ah, Ritter Sport. Qualität im Quadrat. Where have you been for so long?
12:35 PM November 13, 2007

Smiling. Bacony.
11:03 AM November 18, 2007

First day of new, sensible eating! Honest.
06:26 AM December 27, 2007

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Didn’t notice existence of teapot, so didn’t boil enough water to fill teapot.

Poured water into teapot, forgot about it for an hour, brewed very strong tea.

Poured very strong tea into cup, forgot about it for half an hour, tea got cold.

Impressed by insulating qualities of teapot, poured second cup of still-just-about-warm tea into cup, forgot teapot has no built-in strainer, poured too violently, got half a mug of tea leaves.

Emptying cup into sink, forgot that the very purpose of this emptying was to remove tea leaves from cup, covered sink with tea leaves.

First successful cup of tea, missed mouth, poured on self.

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