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…but it is very difficult when the Clinique UK website tells me to use my Scruffing Lotion (3.5, for normal to oily skin) before shaving, while the Clinique USA website tells me to use it after shaving.
What is a boy to do?
Update: I have ‘email[ed] an expert’ at Clinique. I will let you all know what they say.
Forces you to do hand-stands, thus decreasing your risk of RSI.
- Didn’t notice existence of teapot, so didn’t boil enough water to fill teapot.
- Poured water into teapot, forgot about it for an hour, brewed very strong tea.
- Poured very strong tea into cup, forgot about it for half an hour, tea got cold.
- Impressed by insulating qualities of teapot, poured second cup of still-just-about-warm tea into cup, forgot teapot has no built-in strainer, poured too violently, got half a mug of tea leaves.
- Emptying cup into sink, forgot that the very purpose of this emptying was to remove tea leaves from cup, covered sink with tea leaves.
- First successful cup of tea, missed mouth, poured on self.