Players will receive a message informing them that if they weigh themselves while holding their pets, then weigh themselves again separately and subtract the two, the difference will tell them how much their pet weighs
(Shigeru Miyamoto’s translator Bill Trinen, speaking about Wii Fit)
“God, when I bought these turnips,
I was throwing them on the floor in my house, and I accidentally dragged a group onto me.
And I fucking ate them. Ten grand worth of turnips.
Fat cunt.”
I love/hate how no one knows what “adventure game” actually meant any more. So reviewers have to say shit like “a combination of Myst and Dreamfall” to describe these games.
Idle RPG — the RPG you play by idling in an IRC channel. This looks like something I could get into.
No unified Wii friends list. This, despite the fact that each Wii already has a code which we have exchanged with our other Wii-owning friends. But no, apparently we will have to do the same for each individual game as well.